Ten things you need to know if thinking of moving to Coronation Street.
1: You will probably end up in jail at some point.
2: However many bedrooms you have in your house, you will be expected to accommodate at least ten people for several months at a time.
3: When entering the pub it will mysteriously become much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
4: On the subject of the pub, when ...entering the bathrooms you will actually be in Ken and Deirdre's dining room.
5: Your marriage is unlikely to survive, if it does it will have to withstand affairs, separations and divorces. These are compulsory.
6: Your chances of encountering a serial killer will greatly improve.
7: Your chances of being gay are greatly increased.
8: Regardless of how little money you have you will always have enough to buy drinks in the pub every night.
9: You will be able to find employment on the street itself.
10: When you decide to leave the street, you will leave in a taxi with one backwards glance.
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